Last weekend my boyfriend and I bought his mom the first Lord of the Rings on DVD. We also saw the trilogy and I wanted it but didn’t get. Today when I was at his house we watched the first one on TNT and I really want to watch them now. I’ve never seen them so this is a big deal. I feel like I fit in now after seeing the first one.

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

  Chris Pratt  

A part of me wishes I was one of those girls that enjoys anal sex, but that shit hurts yo.

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

dailyangelinajolie:

congratulations to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on their marriage. xoxo.

carriesfirstperiod:

going back to school after break like

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faerielandcorgi:

telethecorgi:

corgiaddict:

omelettethecorgi:

Your Monday Morning Brain Teaser: Unscramble the Corgi.

Wow. This is extreme sleeping to the … extreme.

Extra bent sausage.

Omelette, the curly fry of corgis!!!

My family’s expectations were very low, I think. None of us were from Hollywood and if I booked a Carl’s Jr. commercial they were like, “Holy Shit! That’s so cool.”
Chris Pratt, Prestige (2014)
  Chris Pratt  

tomhazeldine:

#me in class when i get the answer wrong

"Long after it’s gone, True Blood will be remembered as the show that gave us Alexander Skarsgård, and for that, we will always be grateful."

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