Last weekend my boyfriend and I bought his mom the first Lord of the Rings on DVD. We also saw the trilogy and I wanted it but didn’t get. Today when I was at his house we watched the first one on TNT and I really want to watch them now. I’ve never seen them so this is a big deal. I feel like I fit in now after seeing the first one.
There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
A part of me wishes I was one of those girls that enjoys anal sex, but that shit hurts yo.
congratulations to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on their marriage. xoxo.
Your Monday Morning Brain Teaser: Unscramble the Corgi.
Wow. This is extreme sleeping to the … extreme.
Extra bent sausage.
Omelette, the curly fry of corgis!!!
My family’s expectations were very low, I think. None of us were from Hollywood and if I booked a Carl’s Jr. commercial they were like, “Holy Shit! That’s so cool.”Chris Pratt, Prestige (2014)