Ya’ll need to get off HBOGo so I can watch True Detective. It’s been 56 minutes. No wait, it’s actually been an HOUR AND FIFTY SIX MINUTES since it was over.
"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"
WHAT IF HE DID BOTHthis wouldve conviced me to drop everything and watch it right now
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
ive found one in the wild
not a true cis white male, but a goblin