leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

  Seinfeld  

I was tagging Andrew Garfield in that last post and it took me way longer than it should’ve. Typing it now as just a problem. I need to go to bed.

  personal  
  i love these two    Emma Stone    Andrew Garfield    people  
  about me  

Put “fuck” in my ask box if you would have sex with me

kalebrenfro4l:

kush-e-monster:

ladisxlame:

frilllyknickers:

defend-punk-rock:

thedeathcardd:

cunt3r-parts:

waits for 0

same

Same

SAMES

lets wait for 0

GONNA RUIN SO MANY FRIENDZONES

Ask box still at 0

my thirst for older men is strong

  about me  
  the best    Seinfeld  

happiest:

you’re cute what is your face html 

My long time response, the need to remind people I wasn’t a dick, I was a nice guy despite the affectless stare, the haughty, douchebag face. So there it came, out of nowhere, as Rand begged for his daughter’s return: a killer smile.

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

  hahah    GOT  

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

  OH MY GOD    PUPPIES  

loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

  lol    ilovealexaann  

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS